VIP

Last night the rock-star took us to see the Noisettes in Sheffield. It was excellent.

They show was pretty damn energetic, with the lead singer bounding around and contorting her body into shapes in which I would have trouble just speaking, let alone singing. This included a death defying number performed leaning precariously over the balcony banisters holding on solely through the power of her dextrous ankles.

The show was doubly good because the Rock Star is a performing arts graduate (although he maintains that he dislikes chattering performing arts students 'darling') and as such one of his ex-course-mates is a backing singer in the band. This meant we got free entry, which is always good!

Added to this, we went backstage and met the band and various groupies before heading off to a side room in some bar that they had booked. I was a little disappointed by the lack of class A drugs and glamour models - but hey, you can't have everything...