Thursday 17 April 2008

Conspiracy Theories...

One of my colleagues brought something to my attention yesterday, which I felt I was duty bound to share with a much deceived and hard done by general population of this rock that we call 'the world'. This has been the master stroke of oppressive political figureheads everywhere! 


Vladimir Putin中华人民共和国主席, George Bush, Boris Johnson - they have all been at it! Constraining our economies through trickery and economic lies. Coercing schools into teaching us all of this nonsense about "laws of thermodynamics" in our physics lessons.

When actually, as it turns out, the solution to all of the world energy needs and economic constraints is here! If we could just harness more of this H2O stuff to make some more of this HHO gas stuff (as shown 1 quart or H2O produces 1800 gallons of HHO), we can make enough free energy to power the world! And the oil companies sponsored by the governments, just want to keep all of this information from us so they can keep selling us their black evil. Unbelievable!

Reminds me of some amazing products that I experienced in the UK which also proved the laws of thermodynamics to be complete bunkum. Magnets, that these sales guys flog to you, to put on your natural gas supply to line up the molecules in your gas and make the gas burn better - energy from nowhere! Wow, no modification or effort or investment needed, just a straight up solution for energy efficiency. Such a convenient thing to do!

And while I am at it with brilliant discoveries, this little beaut adds energy to water and harmonises the molecules, thus making the water healthier and tastier than ever before! We should be sticking this thing down wells all over Africa.

Right, thats energy crises and global health problems dealt with. If only everyone would realise that we don't have to put effort into solving these problems - we just need a 'quick fix' / 'black box solution'...

Now onto some inventions that obviously don't work. Someone tried to tell me at work recently that you could make energy from these little bits of metal that you find in the ground. Complete nonsense obviously...

1 comment:

Sam said...

I honestly cant tell if the H2O fuel one is a joke website or not. Any volunteers to enter their credit card details and see what happens?