Lucy seems to be getting pretty broody at the moment (well as always). Every time we pass a wedding shop its "I like that dress" or "at my wedding I want...." Children are also mentioned a little too often, not helped by our recent trip to visit the older (and younger Hughes' Dan, Kerry, Evan and Amy). Despite the fact that my neice and nephew are adorable, the words "aw I want one..." are enough to send shivers through my spine! Not just that, but she seems convinced that the ideal family is FOUR kids! FOUR!
- If Lucy has a baby, I get to have a golden retriever.
- If Lucy has two babies, I get to have a boys room with cinema screen, bar and poker table.
- If lucy has three babies, I get to have a Lotus Elise
- If Lucy has four babies, I get to have an affair...
Also, I want to call my dog "John" just because I think it would be funny. For reference below is a photo of (potentially) John:
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Unfortunately the the proportion of your income available for the purchase of the luxuries that you demand is inverse to the number of children you have. After four kids one night a month in the pub is about the maximum that you can expect.
Hmmm....
I think I can get around this by maintaining separate bank balances. Lucy pays for the children and I will pay for the other stuff.
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